A great drink is more than the sum of its parts. It is the catapult that launches an unforgettable evening and can elevate your night from mundane to sublime.

Some things to keep in mind

1. We make wonderful drinks. We don't make shots, bombs, appletinis, or those silly drinks on Sex and the City.
2. We don't serve any beer advertised at football games.
3. A great drink takes time to make so have some patience with your bartender.
4. We're a bar—21 and over, please.
5. We love dives but this isn't one, so please conduct yourself accordingly. Feeling loud? Stella's is right next door.
6. We take reservations for parties of 6 or more. Just call 616 774 VICE.